Literature, puns, and alcohol collide in this clever follow-up to Tequila Mockingbird, the world's bestselling cocktail recipes book.
Tim Federle's Tequila Mockingbird has become one of the world's bestselling cocktail books and resonated with bartenders and book clubs everywhere.
Now in this much anticipated follow-up, Are You There God? It's Me, Margarita, Federle has shaken up 49 all-new, all-delicious drink recipes paired with his trademark puns and clever commentary on more of history's most beloved books, as well as bar bites, drinking games, and whimsical illustrations throughout.
- Fifty Shades of Grey Goose
- The Handmaid's Ale
- Little Soused on the Prairie
- Tender Is the Nightcap
- A Room With Vermouth
- Go Get a Scotch, Man
- As I Lay Drinking
and much more!
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